Everyone under 6 years old! You foolish Nintendo GOOSE! Take your GAGGLE
and get the hell out of here!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
EVERYONE is on my side!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I would strongly recommend the Nodachi, my loyal Sony Soldier! It should work perfectly for slicing up the Xbot SWINE!
Make sure you bring back the carcasses though- we can use them for the annual Sony Barbecue of 2008!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Also, King Kaz likes that chant, it can be the official Sony anthem!
Hail to the Kazuo!
Death to the Xbot HOGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz used to have a healthy respect for them back in the days of N64 and Gamecube. But now I feel nothing but DISGUST and CONTEMPT for them! The Wii is a despicable abomination! Have no fear, Sony Soldiers, I will crush Nintendo for the THIRD time in a row!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Looks like you're in for a bad year. Lord Stringer, Emperor Kutaragi and King Kaz are all laughing at you!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
We don't need any more of this FILTH in the videogame industry! A PIG in
tin can armour is a pathetic mascot! In fact, I shall unleash the almighty Kratos to destroy this "Master Chief" simpleton!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
This just in, Nazisoft are filthy FAILURES and cannot fix a 2 and a half year old problem, yet the PIGS continue to feed on their SLOP!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Xbot PIGS- wave goodbye to your ONLY advantage! My loyal Sony Soldiers will get it all for free!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Now resume your duty of crushing the Xbot HOGS!
Victory awaits us!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I told you so!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Once AGAIN, Nazisoft has failed.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Those of us who worship at the altar of Emperor Kutaragi are guaranteed eternal victory and world domination!
I say we drink to the death of the Wii! Sorry, Nintendo GEESE, you fail again!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You can never underestimate the power of the Playstation!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The true Lord Stringer will not be happy with your PIGGISH impersination!
As for the PIGbox 360 price cut- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Watching Nazisoft's pathetic attempts at success is like watching a PIG trying to rollerskate!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But be warned, Nintendo- King Kaz is coming for your blood!
Mario- RIP You bloated fool, your overgrown reptile friend cannot save you now!
Link- RIP You will pay the ultimate price for dressing like a fairy!
Samus Aran- RIP Prepare to be crushed by the tag team of King Kaz and Emperor Kutaragi, you tramp!
MWAh-HA-HA-HA!!!
Let's see just how much I am crushing the SWINEbox 360:
Japan? Check
Europe? Check
UK? Check
Others? Check
USA? You're next!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
After GTA 4 flops on the PIGbox 360, Rockstar will learn the error of their ways! As for Nazisoft- their destruction is imminent...........
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I have also won the format war with my ingenius strategy and am set to break a record by winning three generations IN A ROW!
I also have my loyal Sony Soldiers! Where are your loyal Nintendo GEESE, Reginald? They're hardly rushing to your defence!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!